Posts Tagged ‘the’

“I am bored, therefore I must eat, masturbate and play Audiosurf” #2

January 27th, 2010

Recently there’s been a boom of modern pc games adopting what they call ‘matching systems’ for online play. Don’t get me wrong, it’s been around on consoles for years, but as a pc gamer I like to think I rise above the level of intelligence needed to choose a good server, say that of a small woodland animal. The system has arrived mainly due to an influx of gays not knowing how to navigate a 2-button server browser, but that’s beside the point. Both Dawn of War 2 and Modern Warfare 2 amongst many others have adopted this system, and I’ve got nothing against it, apart from, hey, IT DOESN’T FUCKING WORK.

No good host...

I was so looking forward to Modern Warfare 2, and once they announced that they were implementing “no dedicated server support” a few weeks before release, my heart sank. So much so that I decided to sellotape my cat to a rocket and launch it through Activision’s head office window.

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[Movie] 2012

November 21st, 2009

Well this is one of my first major movie reviews for this site and well I thought I would start it off with a bang and review for you readers 2012. 2012 is yet another disaster movie following others like The Day After Tomorrow, Independence Day, The Core and others. The concept, as always, is what possible way could you see the world being destroyed, by nature, or by space. I am a big fan of action and explosions and anything of the sort, and disaster movies have always been in my accepting list. What makes 2012 different is there is actual belief behind the movie, making the events that happen possibly true.

2012 Movie Poster

2012 Movie Poster

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[Life] The Game

November 3rd, 2009
THE GAME

...Goddamnit.

Here’s a game (I lost) that no console could ever play. THE Game (Again). Exclusive to life[TM], anyone can play this game (), it’s so simple. But it’s not as easy to play as you think. There are only two rules. The first, and most important, is the thought. The thought that makes you lose the game (Double lost).

Have you guessed it yet?

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[RR] [PC] Unreal Tournament GOTY 1999

July 22nd, 2009
It's old, but it's gold...

It's old, but it's gold...

The Story

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