During recent discussions in #moretothegame, we discovered the perfect formula for the worst pick-up lines in the history of the world. Take any stereotypical pick-up line you’ve ever heard, and replace the last line with “‘cos I have an erection”. Have some examples:
Get your coat, ‘cos I have an erection.
Are those moon pants? ‘cos I have an erection.
Is that a banana in your pocket? ‘cos I have an erection.
Are you tired? ‘cos I have an erection.
Nice legs, what time do they open? ‘cos I have an erection
Hey, I forgot my phone number. ‘cos I have an erection.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put u and i together. ‘cos I have an erection.
If I call your left leg Thanksgiving and right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays? ‘cos I have an erection
Nice shoes, wanna fuck? ‘cos I have an erection.
I hope you know CPR, ‘cos I have an erection.
I’ve just moved you to the top of my ‘to do’ list. ‘cos I have an erection.
Is it hot in here or is it just you? ‘cos I have an erection.
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